Jason Pettus | poetry | Maddie, the queen of internet pornography


	Maddie, the queen of internet pornography She's the queen of internet pornography MADDIE-O DOT COM The "O" stands for orgasm The "M" stands for Madeline You know, that little French girl who was the hero of all those kiddie books that the little girls get stuck in their heads and carry them in the back of the brain their entire lives Laura Ingalls Wilder Betsy Byers Ramona Madeline Maddie MADDIE-O DOT COM She’s the queen of internet pornography She does it this way She does it that way She does it every which way but loose, wink-wink It's a postmodern porn website! It's where you can not only look at naked people on the internet, you can laugh at the irony of sitting on your computer looking at naked people on the internet! MADDIE-O DOT COM! She's the queen of internet pornography! She uses a Macintosh! She has flaming tattoos up her arms! Her email address is BOSSHOG@DUKES.OF.HAZZARD.COM! "I'm not doing this for the money— I'm doing this for the lesson of empowerment and to raise my inner awareness of my self-image!" Maddie! MADDIE-O DOT COM! She's the queen of internet pornography! She takes it up the ass! She gives it up the ass! She ties people up and whips them on their butt with a cat-o-nine tails! She pees on people! People pee on her! And why, why oh why does she do it? Because she's Maddie! MADDIE-O DOT COM! Queen of internet pornography! She doesn't give a shit-- This pays twice as much as waiting tables This pays three times as much as temping and I was just getting screwed there too I could save a little I could take up cocaine I could take that trip to Europe next year It beats Starbucks It beats Kinko's It beats bike messenger It beats massage therapy It beats the Gap and let me tell ya something, fuckin' Marshall Fields wasn't about to let me start my work day at two every afternoon! Maddie! MADDIE-O DOT COM! By entering this site, you are declaring that you are a person 18 years or older, and that it is legal to view adult material in whatever part of the world you're in. Click below to bite into the soft and creamy insides of MADDIE-O DOT COM. Copyright 1999, Jason Pettus. All rights reserved.