A found poem which reaffirms my lack of faith in humanity

Jergen's Hand Soap.

Directions.

Wet hands.
Squeeze small amount of soap, roughly the size of a dime, into palm.
Rub hands vigorously.
Rinse.

Jergen's Hand Soap is not intended for internal injestion.
Contact with eyes may cause irritation.

Questions?
Call 1-800-JERGENS.

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