This is a fully alphabetized list of all the poetry and monologues at my website, for people who are searching for a particular title. Click here for the main poetry page, explaining more about how these pieces came about.

10 oh one this morning
175113
1984
The absolutely true story of my ten-year high school reunion
Albuquerque
Anyway - a poem for two voices
Arkanon (written with Greg Gillam)
AstroGirl
Christmas story, 1998
Coming and going
Concerning 'Yammer' and the inherent contradictions of poetry open mics
Crush on musician, number 1710
A day without caffeine
The dirty little violent things you have done to me (and the other dirty little violent things you have yet to do)
The dog who loved too much
dynasty
Eight haikus concerning the last night of 'Pow'
Eleven thoughts that will get me a penny from Amy Krouse Rosenthal
Five short poems inspired by Shag
A found poem which demonstrates my lack of faith in humanity
Getting in touch with my pain
Hello, Kiki Shelton?
How to tell you're about to turn thirty
I didn't go to Prom
I wanna be your spleen
Immaterial Boy: Fan fiction from Greg Gillam
Jane the Geek
Jason Pettus is one bad motherfucker
Jasonettes
Jimbo, the duck who sold out
A job I'd really like to have
Kathie Lee Gifford likes to fuck!
King of the losers
Lance Burton died for your sins
The legend of the tower people
A letter to Monika Pohle at the millennium
Lewinsky
A little story about my last temp job
Maddie, the queen of internet pornography
A man
The man who masturbated without using his hands
Manifesto of the obvious
me&thegirls&theporn&thedildos
Missouri dreams
The mod kids
My fourteenth day
My girlfriend (a found poem)
My girlfriend thanks you for all the great things you taught me about sex
My name is Jason Pettus and I am not your ex-boyfriend
The night we pretended we were married
None of the above (a found poem)
An obscene poem for my new lover
One of those moments
Only Nixon could go to China
Open Letters (Kathy)
Open Letters (Katie)
Open Letters (Mike)
Open Letters (Theo)
An open letter to Jerry Springer
opium.com
Over there
A poem for Ellen, who in a moment of weakness asked for one
A poem to myself on my 32nd birthday
The potential, the kinetic
Princess my princess
Red wine makes me sick
She Number One and She Number Two
She's eating a bagel
Skylab is falling, the chicken told me
Snowmen
strangeplastikrobot
Take me out (to the ballgame)
Taking a lover
The Tattler
Tempe
There oughta be a law
There's something about a girl in uniform
They can have my Macintosh when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers
Two minutes to talk to Jack Kerouac
Typing on keyboards in bars
Untitled (roommate story)
Untitled (suicide poem)
Untitled (Time is a fucked-up concept)
Way of the drunken warrior
We are the sum of everything that has come before us
Wedding haiku (a found poem)
Well, Steve Albini was nice to me
What really happened between The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi
The wonderful thing about poets
The world ends in 422 days
You and I will never love again
You are all the Prozac I need.
You fuck like Sleater-Kinney