I realized in 2001 that I've written an alarming amount of dirty poems and stories over the years. I decided it would be fun, then, to collect them all into one publication, the result of which is this book. Enjoy, but be forewarned - when I say these stories are dirty, I mean it!

Read some of the pieces found in this book:
Coming and going
The potential, the kinetic
10 oh one this morning
None of the above (a found poem)
Taking a lover
Maddie, the queen of internet pornography
me&theporn&thegirls&thedildos
An obscene poem for my new lover
She Number One and She Number Two

Right-click on the appropriate link below to download a copy of this book:

.pdf   .pdb   .lit

(Confused? Click here for a small guide to electronic-book formats.)

Did you enjoy this book? Think about making a donation! Click here for a pricing guide and information on where to send your money.