All my friends seem to be kinda obsessed with Dawson's Creek but I don't quite understand why, 'cause they all hate Party of Five which is pretty much the same show but with a bunch of boats added.

Aaron told me once that he liked Dawson because he reminded him of himself when he was in high school. But gawd, Dawson's so ridiculous I hate to think what Aaron used to be like when he was sixteen. That's why I don't hang out with Aaron much anymore.

Carl says he likes the kid who made it with his teacher, 'cause "it's the epitome of every adolescent male fantasy in the history of America." But that's Carl, you know.

Eric says he just likes the show overall 'cause it's all about teenagers who get some, and we need more shows like that.

Debbie likes the blonde girl who moved there because she got in all that trouble in New York. Debbie likes dangerous women. I'll have to remember that.

I myself watch Dawson's Creek because the little fourteen-year-old girl with the black hair is hot. But don't you dare tell anyone.