You know, I've never noticed this before, but Deb's got a really great ass.
This, of course, is something I'd never say out loud. I like to think of myself as a gentleman of a certain amount of refinement, a certain amount of sensitivity, and I wouldn't want to use such graphic terms around my female friends. However, I am also a man, so if I choose to use such terms within my own head, I think I have the right.
Deb's got on these jeans, old ratty men's jeans that sag at the bottom but curve around the sides of her ass, and despite the opposite-sex cut in the pants (or maybe because of it) the full feminitiy of her curves come shining through.
I've never really thought about Deb like this, so I decide to experiment a little and just go through a checklist and see what I come up with. Hair: straight, short, brown. Sexy. Torso: flat muscular stomach, small perky breasts (showing straight through her Pavement shirt tonight, by the way). Very sexy. Legs: long, straight, muscular, shaved. Yep, that's sexy, too.
Jesus Christ. Has all this been in front of me this whole time? I guess it has. I've been so involved with my little drama with Barb I never knew what was right in front of me. You know what? I want to have sex with Deb.