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HOW DARE YOU
Mr. Luplow

HOW DARE YOU
pretend that
Bukowski
is the
only way
to be
a writer

HOW DARE YOU
live in
Uptown just
so you
could be
closer to
the heroin

HOW DARE YOU
Mr. Luplow,
how dare you

HOW DARE YOU
Mr. Luplow,
HOW DARE YOU
deride me
for being
cursed with
a suburban
childhood so
that like
the Calvanists
I was
predestined never
to be
a writer

HOW DARE YOU
tell us
that you
had kicked?

and
HOW DARE YOU
Mr. Luplow,
HOW DARE YOU
think that
the only
way for
a writer
to be
good is
for a
writer to
die

HOW DARE YOU
not learn
Mr. Bukowski's
most important
lesson, that
if you
live through
it you
will enjoy
immortality a
lot more

HOW DARE YOU
assume that
you had
to be
a martyr
to the
war without
anyone knowing
who you
were

and
HOW DARE YOU
Mr. Luplow,
HOW DARE YOU
make me
care about
you anyway?

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